Our print shop is now offering election campaign materials for politicians and would-be politicians. Services include flyer/tarpaulin layout and printing all complete with dimple installation, complete facial overhaul, digital pimple removal, youth restoration, and a blemish-free face guaranteed to glow minus the
chin-chan-su.
However, depend solely not on these materials to yield votes. Your chances in winning in the upcoming election also depend on your sleazy campaign jingles, other voters' stupidity,
paawa effect in TV advertisements, living under the shadows of your parents’ greatness, black propaganda, necromancy, empty promises, dependency on people with dwarfism, and flying voters guided by one frustrated pilot.
Forget not, my dear, that face value can help regardless of the presence or the absence of it. If by any chance you are able to comprehend what I am saying, contact
Davao Deseret Graphics at
dvodeseretgrafix@gmail.com or text us at 0920-8418033.
Our print shop is now offering election campaign materials for politicians and would-be politicians. Services include flyer/tarpaulin layout and printing all complete with dimple installation, complete facial overhaul, digital pimple removal, youth restoration, and a blemish-free face guaranteed to glow minus the chin-chan-su.
However, depend solely not on these materials to yield votes. Your chances in winning in the upcoming election also depend on your sleazy campaign jingles, other voters' stupidity, paawa effect in TV advertisements, living under the shadows of your parents’ greatness, black propaganda, necromancy, empty promises, dependency on people with dwarfism, and flying voters guided by one frustrated pilot.
Forget not, my dear, that face value can help regardless of the presence or the absence of it. If by any chance you are able to comprehend what I am saying, contact Davao Deseret Graphics at dvodeseretgrafix@gmail.com or text us at 0920-8418033.
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